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Boromir: "One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Grylls: "Actually, you do. Let me show you how it's done."

*grabs the One Ring and disappears into the wilderness* *enters Mordor by climbing the mountains with his Wilderness Survival Ninja Skills* *eats a couple of orcs* *drinks own piss (still better than Mordor water)* *throws Ring into Mount Doom* *eats another orc* *walks out of Mordor* *reappears in Rivendell*

Grylls: "And that's how you walk into Mordor."

AND THAT'S HOW BEAR GRYLLS SAVED THE LANDS. THE END.

(still a better story than Twilight)